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"I’m too busy being yours to fall for somebody new"
-Arctic Monkeys (via inkxd)

ittybittynymphette:

I’m a gentle fragile forest creature so don’t ever yell at me you fucking fuck or I’ll eat you.

kushdrinker:

how to give a handjob:

1. grab boner mid-shaft

2. pump until confetti is released

3. party

bowsandbohs:

natawhat:

misandrist:

People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

Accurate.